Opening hours
| Day | Hours | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | Closed | Every cat agrees Mondays are bad. |
| Tuesday to Friday | 4:30 a.m. to 4:45 a.m., then 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. | Peak zoomies. Wear sensible shoes. |
| Saturday | When the sunbeam reaches the carpet | Please do not stand in the sunbeam. |
| Sunday | By appointment | Appointments are never honoured. |
Admission
- 1 chin scratch Adults
- 1 gentle chin scratch Children
- Free Dogs (not admitted)
- A cardboard box Annual membership
House rules
Do not sit in any chair. All chairs are reserved.
Do not look directly at the exhibits. Do not look away from the exhibits either.
Flash photography is permitted, but you will be glared at.
If an exhibit sits on your lap, you must stay where you are until it leaves. This may take several hours. We are not responsible for missed trains.
All glasses of water left on any surface will be knocked off. This is part of the experience.
The laser pointer is for staff use only. We have had incidents.
The gift shop
We stock everything a modern cat could want:
Empty cardboard boxes in small, medium and too-small-but-they'll-try.
Premium tissue paper for shredding.
The bag the gift came in, sold separately and more popular than the gift.
A single hair tie, to be lost under the fridge within the hour.
Frequently asked questions
Can I bring my own cat? Yes, but your cat will act like it has never met you.
Is the museum accessible? Every exhibit is reachable by ramp, stair and, for the exhibits themselves, the top of the bookcase.
Why is there a cat on the ticket desk? That's not a cat on the ticket desk. That's the ticket desk now.
I think I saw Schrödinger's cat. Was it real? Read our exclusive interview and decide for yourself.