October 2026
The Portrait Gallery
Official portraits of every exhibit in the Meowseum. Several sitters complained about the lighting.
In Defense of Resting Grump Face
The internet's most famous frown belonged to a perfectly cheerful cat. An investigation into feline expressions, and why yours is judging you.
Hemingway's Six-Toed Editors
The famous writer had a soft spot for polydactyl cats. Their descendants still run his house in Key West, and have strong opinions about adverbs.
Exclusive: Schrödinger's Cat Speaks Out (Maybe)
Ninety years after the box, physics' most famous cat finally gives an interview. Or doesn't. It depends whether you read it.